me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
“Isn’t it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different…”
Time changes everything. ♥
remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason
im jewish and i even felt it
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places